Crisis: taking yoga lessons at a place that also simultaneously teaches zumba
Zumba teacher next door:DON’T BE AFRAID!! TOUCH YOURSELF!! TOUCH YOURSELF EVERYWHERE!!
Yoga instructor in my class: DON’T TOUCH YOURSELF ANYWHERE!. KEEP YOUR ARMS AT 90°! AND STOP TREMBLING LIKE THAT! WHY ARE YOU TREMBLING LIKE THAT? WHO TREMBLES LIKE THAT?
Blasts inspirational Lord of the Rings Scottish bagpipe music.
Guess there’s nothing much to do except to inhale deeply and savour this moment when the universe tries to tell you too many things at the same time and its confusing as hell.