I have decided to start a chain of articles related to the things I like, i.e. A favourite thing a day for the remaining 12 days of Christmas. And of course, what better way to start this off by singing praise to my beloved terrier once again!!!!
My dog is a crazy asshole. Not only did it try to bite my face off 5 minutes ago, it also kind of looks like a cross between a Gremlin and a Gollum after its recent grooming session…But like I said before, my dog is just bursting with fierce sassiness. See this picture? This is how it looked like this morning after it (along with the rest of the family) woke up to me screaming “~~~~FIVE GOLDEN RINGS~~!!!!” at the top of my lungs. The eyes look pissed, but the butt totally says “I remain composed and sassy even in the darkest hour“. In sassy italic font, no less.
I also like the fact that it enjoys drinking milk more than humping random objects. On the other hand, it also enjoys biting ass more than humping. Well, like I said, my dog is crazy… and it doesn’t help that it has a roving maniac for an owner.
But anyhow, I’ll like to thank my dog again, for always bringing sexy back.