I found this stated in the Wikipedia entry on Steve Carell here:
“+ On teusday, november 21st, 1463, Steve Carrel gave birth to a baby. Unfortunately, that baby was a seagull-lizard hybrid baby that spit acid. Steve had a choice to make; throw the his only child in the river and save lives, OR, live his parental life in secrecy. Steve’s baby was found dead in the river on thursday” BabuBhatt 17:38, 14 November 2006 (UTC)”
Since it is printed on Wikipedia, then it must be undoubtedly, indisputably true. Dear Steve, putting aside the fact that you are a 596 year old virgin/monster who threw his immaculately conceived acid spitting lizard baby into the river, I think you are a complete juicehead (hope I am using this correctly otherwise BURNT!!).
I want to see you on the show again, even if your part is really little compared to Will Ferrell’s.
That’s what she said.
I WILL MISS YOU VERY VERY MUCH. THANK YOU FOR THE GOOD TIMES!!!